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25Jun/083

Thank You

I have just arrived back in Spain after 5 months on the road, and what a ride it has been; certain people have followed by trip the entire way on my blog, and I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed writing it.

It's very early to have a certain view on the trip in retrospect, I'm still bewildered from being back, but it's a trip that has changed my life, and my view upon life, but then, all great changes in your life do exactly that.
Certain people on the trip have made a bigger impact than others, of the most important I can mention: Mike Gasson, Jimmy, Dave, Sarah, Carl, Miguel, Anne Dorte, Stephen, James, Johno, Karin, Flavio, Julian, Magte, Tono, Antonio, Heather, Lisa, Moni, Bob and the star of the show... Gilbert.

I have also had a lot of help from the homefront: Hanne (mother), Jesper (father), Anne Sophie (sister), Bo (stepfather) and Anette (friend). Especially without the help of these individuals, the trip never would have been or it would have failed while I was underway.

With a disregard to all that I have just written, I would like to extend a thank you, to everyone on this list:

Family, friends and everyone who has been reading the blog!

Uruguay: Those 5 Danes

Colonia Del Sacramento: The Brit and the Aussie

Puerto Madryn: Sarah and Kyle

Rio Gallegos: Timo, Jonah and Fred

Ushuaia: Andreas, Uri, Layden and the 4 Israeli girls

Punta Arenas: Carl, Tamar, Adina, Keenan, Irish couple, Jack, Roman, Mike and the two Aussie's in their 50's.

Puerto Natales: Bill, Kat, Bo, the guy from Punta Arenas, Monty (the cat), Britney, Jenny, German girl, Vicky and Sophia

Torres Del Paine: Urs, John, John, Susan, Katy, Rafael, Natasha, Albert, Nick, Whitney and the two Irish guys.

Calafate: Edward

Chalten: Mike

Futaleufú: Eyal, Rachel, Dave and Eddie

El Bolsón: Lucia

Bariloche: Patrick, Reut, the Israeli twins and Jimmy

Bariloche -> Valdivia: Lindsay

Pucón: Everyone at hostel Etnico, everyone who went up the volcano with me (in particular Yong)

Santiago: The staff at La Chimba hostel and Mike (of El Chalten fame)

Rapa Nui (Easter Island): Miguel, Chen, Kieran, Melissa, Larry, Jimmy (From Bariloche),John, Emma, Brian, John (Montana), Alejandra

Buenos Aires: Eddie (of Futaleufú fame), Anne Dorte, Jon, Karen, Elena, Jane, Becky, Eric, Madoka, James, Steve, Stefan, Darren, Deborah, Chris

Puerto Iguazu: Two German girls, Canadian girl and the two Danish girls

Ciudad Del Este: Dan and Rommi

Santa Cruz -> La Paz: Lorgio

La Paz: Patrick (from Bariloche) and Danny

La Paz -> Cuzco: Florian

Cuzco: Steve and James (from Buenos Aires), Karin, Anna, Heather, Ley, the 3 Norwegian girls, Ingrid, Johno, Maria, Charlotte, Mike Gasson (from El Chalten and Santiago) and the Kiwi girl.

Inca Trail: Flavio, Julian, the porters and the cook, Rob and Dee Ann

La Paz: Nadja, Yasmin, Heather, Uval, Maud, Jonathan, Ivan and Macro

Potosi: Cameron, Monica, Allan, William, Anaïs, Angela and Aaron

Uyuni: Angela (from Potosi), Declan and Judy

Sucre: Andrew, Tamsyn and Trevor

La Paz: Jimmy

Pampas: Jimmuy, Laia and Tono

Jungle: Jimmy, Antonio and Jesus

La Paz: Jimmy, Heather, Roly and Anita

Copacabana: Jimmy

Habana: Lisa, Amasa and Lily

Santiago de Cuba: Lisa (from above)

Comandancia La Plata: Moni

VIlla Santa Domingo -> Camaguey: Shane and Steve

Cuba: All the family's I stayed with, ate with and talked with; you showed me the best side of Cuba.

Washington, D.C.: Hiro, Carlos, Rachel & Eyal (from Futaleufu and Bariloche), Bill Colburn, Jackie, Rick and Rav Shmuel.

New York: Tony, Anne Sophie (my sister), Peter & and his son Tony as well as

Chicago: Bob, Amanda and the people on the Wicker park tour

Boston: Amelia

I'm just gonna leave you with a feeling of my trip, I know with this massive list of people above, it doesn't feel right, and I'm not saying it gives a sense of my entire trip, but you will also notice that few people are mentioned more than once (it won't work if you are reading this in an email, you have to go to the website):


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So before I leave you... Beyond the sky and the earth, thank you.

16May/080

Copacabana

13th of May:

Slow start, I was going to Copacabana with Jimmy, and he didn't wake up till around 11 or 12, so I spent the early day walking around La Paz. Eventually Jimmy got around, and we took a taxi to the cemetary, where the buses for Copacabana leave. So we bought a ticket each for 20 Bs. (just under 3 dollars) and boarded the bus, which was a 4 hour journey, only split by the river crossing at one point, where everybody gets out, takes a boat, and then rejoin the bus on the other side.

Once in Copacabana, we found a very cheap hostel, which despite that is very highly recommended in both the Lonely Planet and Footprint (Empenador or something similar). We then went out and booked our tour to Isla Del Sol the following day, ate dinner and went back to the hostel and slept early.

14th of May: (Lake Titicaca pictures)

Jimmy and I both woke up early (went early to bed), and went for a wonderful breakfast, a giant ham and cheese omelet with bread, followed by a fantastic meat and egg sandwich. Jimmy and I then went down to the boats, showed our ticket and were shown towards one of them. Onboard I saw Cameron and Monica (from Potosi and Pampas), but they went upstairs to set on the roof, while Jimmy and I sat inside the boat. We sat in front of a Dutch couple, whom Jimmy talked with for most of the two hour trip, while I listened to music.

We arrived on the island, and first saw a very... Modest museum, and were then guided around the first part of the island by a local (for 5 Bs.). The island is beautiful, and beautifully located. The walk from the northern part back to the southern part (where we were to be picked up) is a 3 hour walk, up and down along the mountain-like ridge of the island. Most of the way, we had the company of the Dutch couple, which was very nice.

Eventually we made it to the end, and sat down for a sandwich, the four of us. But time was a bit scarce, and since the Dutch couple were staying on the island for the night, Jimmy and I had to go on to get the boat back, which we managed succesfully. We also survived the 2 hour boatride back (that boat, is INCREDIBLY slow), chilled out for a little while, before we had dinner, where our starter was a cheese and garlic pancake, which numbed out tasteuds to such an extent, that the pizza which was our main course, was completely tasteless.

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14May/080

From Rurre To La Paz

11th of May:

We had nothing but a very long day ahead of us, lots of pictures to be uploaded and a fresh supply of empanadas, right next to the internet cafe, so what we did on this day, can hardly surprise anyone. We had a nice breakast and lunch in Rurre, but at 16.45, we went to the Amaszonas office, went onto a bus and was taken to the airport, where we checked in, and waited for about an hour before we boarded the plane, waited an additional 45 minutes, and then we were in La Paz.

In La Paz, we (by this time, only Jimmy and I) grabbed a taxi towards Wild Rover hostel, checked in, and went to Mongo's (famous restaurant amongst backpackers) where we had an amazing meal, where for the main course, I had the most delicious local trout from Lake Titicaca. But it had been a long trip so when we made it back to Wild Rover (after a 3 course meal), I immediately hit the bed, and slept the night away.

12th of May:

Although in La Paz, not much was done. I met Heather whom I met the second time I was in La Paz, just fooled around most of the day, went to a beautiful viewpoint over La Paz, spent a good while of the day uploading even more pictures from the Camina de Muerte, as well as some videos.

For dinner I went to Mongo's with Jimmy, Heather, Anita and Roly (both Anita and Roly are friends of Heather), as well as some other English girl whose name I never learned, and who left very early. I had a most astonishing lasagna, that I had also had before at Mongo's and which simply blows me away.

Back at the hostel I watched The Other Boleyn Girl, a very good movie, worth a recommendation and a watch.

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13May/080

Are You Experienced? J&J Are…

5th of May: Camina De Muerte

Down the Camina De Muerte (Death Road) for the second time, however it was Jimmy's first trip. This time I went with a company called B-Side, at $55 they are more expensive than Pacha (last time) and a good deal cheaper than Gravity (biggest company). However their bikes are superb, at least the same quality as Gravity, the bikes of both company are priced at $2500.

We got up much earlier than Jimmy liked (he is NOT a morning person), and went to the B-Side office, sat down and wait, met our companions for the day (Susie and Gavin from Ireland), so only four people, a very small group, what luxury. After a few minutes, a van stopped next to us, and Simon, our guide, jumped out, introduced himself and picked us up. So we drove to the top of the road (4800 meters), were given our super deluxe bikes, with a wonderful suspension system. When you see a big rock in your way, you prepare for the jump, brace yourself etc, but with these bikes, nothing happened, the bike would take the entire shock.

We started rolling down, and everything was fine, except for the fact that I couldn't keep up, I had the disadvantage of being too light, so I never could gain the momentum of the others, so I had to use my brakes a lot less to gain speed, whereas Jimmy had to use his brakes, in order not to go to quick. The ride was exactly the same as the last time, all the way down to the payment area. Now that the road isn't used for actual traffic, but only for tourists (a professional asphalt road has been built around it), there is now a 24 bolivianos ($3) entrance fee, for maintaining the road. At this point on the last trip, we all got picked up in the van, and taken to the beginning of the Death Road, it should also be mentioned that on this trip, we were the first to make it to the payment checkpoint, meaning we would have the road exclusively to ourselves.

This time we got to bicycle up the hill, a long and arduous trip, which meant that after my initial attempt, I surrendered and climbed into the van. I was the only person to do so, but I didn't mind much, I just couldn't get up. After a short break at the flat level we had stopped, I picked up my bike, and managed to last small climb to the top. From here it was mostly downhill, down the fantastically beautiful Camina de Muerte, and this time I had brought my camera, knowing now how dangerous the road actually is, I felt like it wouldn't be a problem to bring it, and it was a gorgeous day. We got a cloud cover below us from a fantastic point, and our guide who had been doing the tour for years, told us that it was only the second time he had seen it, and for him, it was the most beautiful view he had ever had; the pictures don't really show exactly how good it was, but at least it was an attempt. (I provided a link at the top for all the Death Road picture, and thus won't be linking them separately)

We continued down, this trip was also a lot more fun, not just the better company (all 3 others and the guide), but also the guide was a lot better, and was always in front, with the van following behind us. He (the guide) set a good (fast, but not dangerous) pace, and Jimmy and I tried to keep up, Jimmy did a very good job, but he sent a lot of dust into my eyes on the flat pieces, where I would then fall behind, and then try to catch up when it was going downhill. I am writing this with all my limbs intact, so I made the trip down fine, although once (at a very broad point in the road), my rear wheel suddenly flew out, and I almost crashed. I would like to say that my catlike reflexes saved me, but truly, I lucked out.

By and by, we made it down, were loaded into the van, and taken to a luxury hotel, where we each got a room for taking a shower, and changing into some fresh clothes, and then had a most wonderful late lunch, with some extraordinary salted pork. For dinner, Jimmy and I went back to the pizzeria from the previous day, where Jimmy had a gargantuan pizza, which he in ways I can't comprehend, managed to finish.

This was however also a very bad day, when I returned to my bed from the Death Road trip, the cleaning crew (two witnesses in the room) had stolen my glasses and my Lonely Planet book, something which greatly upsets me, but there is unfortunately nothing I can do.

!Pampas/Jungle pictures!

6th of May:

I woke up at 3.30 (I have no watch and thus no alarm anymore, so I do this by going early to bed), I then spent 30 minutes leaving the hostel, as the nightguards couldn't figure out that I had already paid. I then woke up Jimmy, and Jimmy not being a morning person, wasn't happy about it being 4 in the morning, but we had to go and catch our flight to Rurrenabaque, a small 19 seater from the company Amaszonas, a rather bumpy ride.

We made it to Rurrenabaque in one piece, and went to the office of the agency we were going with (Indigena), registered and had breakfast. Went back and were off on a wonderful 3 hour carride that kills any organ you might have inside yourself, kills your eyes and throat with dust and generally just tear you to pieces. I should also mention that the car (Toyota Landcruiser) stopped very frequently to pour water into the engine, it leaked like a broken colander on a rainy day. We stopped for a spot of lunch, and then went into our boat, and had a beautiful sightseeing tour to our lodge, where we saw a lot of different animals, squirrel monkeys, pink dolphins, alligators, cayman crocodiles, a plethora of birds and a huge animal, that I have no idea what is called. We eventually arrived at our ecolodge and had popcorn, crackers and some serious hammock action, those were just... Sublime for the place. For sunset we were sailed to a sunset place, where I at first played some football with Jimmy, but soon after a lot of people arrived, and it didn't take long before I was involved in a hilarious volleyball game.

After the sunset, we want back for a wonderful dinner, and I then went to bed and read my latest craze, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, a book which started out slow, but really has picked up and redeemed itself for a bad beginning.

7th of May:

Got up at 8, picked out a pair of wellies (rubber boots), but since I had slept so late, there were only size 39 left, so trying to force them on, I broke the sole off. When I went back to put them in their place, someone had left a size 43, which I could fit into. Ate breakfast and then we were off on Anaconda/Cobra hunting, where out guide Toño, really showed us what a man from Bolivia can do, when Anthony (an Aussie) found a Cobra, and Toño just came running towards it, dived headfirst in an attempt to grab it (Cobra's are fast), but missed, jumped up like a frog, and went for it again, catching the tail, coming out of a bush, swinging it everywhere, it then goes for his leg, but hits his boot, digging its fangs so deep into the boot, that he had to wait until it had relaxed enough, before he could pull it out; this all mainly happened while I was trying to swap my lens around, to get the lens for close pictures (I had my telezoom lens on). We later found an anaconda, a small specimen, but an anaconda none the less (somewhere around 2 metres), and a second Cobra, where Toño put up a similar struggle, without being bitten. Of which there are plenty of pictures at the above link, although I will bring the best one here.

Toño then took us (Anthony & Michelle, Gil & Nicky, Laia, Jimmy and I) on a walk through the surrounding area (we had been walking around looking for the snakes, they live in lagoons where the water sinks down in the day, revealing a lot of mud to walk in, hence the wellies), where we walked through some countryside and he explained different things to us about the snakes, alligators and crocodiles, how they live and what to do in case you are attacked. Gil then noticed a crocodile in the water, some 3 or 4 metres from us. Toño threw some sticks towards it, suddenly got up running away screaming (get away, get away, it is coming), which didn't fool anyone except Michelle.

After lunch at the ecolodge, we sailed out to swim with pink dolphins, which is considered safe, as there are never alligators or crocodiles around in the water, when there are dolphins swimming about. I didn't go in the water (as I never do), but everyone else except for Laia had a dip, and especially Gil spent a lot of time swimming. Most thrilling time, was when a lot of sardines made an incredible splashing noise, right next to the shore, making everyone (except Toño I expect) think a crocodile or alligator had entered the water, spreading incredible panic, especially for Gil who was by far the closest. Taking a picture didn't enter my mind, because we all thought it was a real danger, I did however get one picture of Gil, just at the moment he realised it was sardines, and not an alligator. We sailed around to some different locations to find more dolphins, which was partly successful, but taking a picture of one, is next to impossible. They surface for such a short time, that the only one who got anything was Jimmy, who recorded a video, where one by chance surfaced. After the swimming, we went back for a little snack (popcorn and crackers) and then went for a sunset in a different location, and this time the sunset was a lot more gorgeous, it was stunning. There I also met Cameron & Monica from Potosi, Eyal and Amit from Salar de Uyuni and struck up conversation, with a Canadian called Kent. After the sunset, we sailed back in the dark, where the eyes of alligators shine up red, if lighted upon, it was a very beautiful sight. Back at the lodge we ate dinner, and I was back at my book, how does a person write so well? The book is almost as enchanting as the Aubrey-Maturin books I have read 2 of on this trip.

8th of May:

Piranha fishing, after breakfast. However we got up at 5, and sailed around in the complete darkness to listen to howler monkeys primarily, but other animals as well. It was a good experience, and the sunrise we saw out there was stunning. We went back for our breakfast, and then went piranha hunting, we each got a long fishing line, with a hook at the end, and a small pile of meat cut into tiny pieces (bait), and then set about catching. We moved around to different locations, to try and get the best results, fishing both from the boat and from the shore. I managed to catch the biggest piranha, the biggest black salmon and just two more fish, whereas Anthony kept pulling them in, and Jimmy kept loosing them when he tried to pull them in. Just before we want back, Toño held one piranha up to another one, and the first one immediately, started eating the second one, the crunching sound was especially appalling.

We went back for lunch, where we ate the fish we had caught (amongst other things), and then headed back towards Rurrenabaque, which was a long boatride in the opposite direction from which we had come (surprise), and then the 3 hour carride. This time was a lot better however, we didn't stop once to pour water into the car or anything similar, the only problem that arose, was that Jimmy had forgotten his boots. Something which was really bad, as he and I would go on the jungle tour the following day, but we couldn't go back for them, as everyone else would miss their flight.

We made it back to Rurrenabaque, just to be told that our jungle tour was cancelled, so we went with 3 Irish girls to another agency, and book it there. We then called our travel agency (Viacha tours), to tell them of the change of plans. About 10 minutes later they called our hostel, and told us that Indigena had not cancelled our tour, and that we had to go with them, or forfeit our 100 dollars, paid for the tour.

So this all arranged we went out for dinner, and then went back and went to sleep. The place we ate was quite nice, although the portions was quite small, the music played was amazingly good.

9th of May:

Our big jungle tour, Jimmy had  borrowed some wellies a size too small (biggest they had), and we met up with the other person going, Stephanie from Montreal, Quebec. We set out on a 3,5 hour boatride (infinitely more comfortable than the carride), after about an hour we made it to the entrance of the Madidi park, and sailed on for 2,5 hours to our lodge for the night (during which I finished The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and started reading Wild Swans). Once we arrived there, we had some lunch cooked by our chef Jesus (nicknamed Jesusito, meaning Little Jesus), and then Antonio took us on the first jungle excursion, where we saw trees with self defence mechanisms (huge spikes sticking out), and other random assorted things, including lots of insects and ants, including a very interesting tree called "The Devil's Tree", called so because the devil dances around it, which is why nothing grows within a metre of it; in reality the fire ants that live on it, spread acid around it, preventing anything from growing.

Back at the lodge we had a popcorn/crackers snack and later dinner, before we went out on a night trip, completely engulfed in darkness, except for our torches (and I don't have one). On this night trip, I took what might be my best picture of the trip, and scared the living daylights out of Jimmy, when I (intending to scare him, just for fun) touched him gently on the back with a flat hand, making him scream, jump around and curse in Dutch. However we all had the feeling, that at some point Antonio (our amazing guide), would try and scare us all to death, but he never did so.

10th of May:

111 days in South America, what a wonderful number. I didn't mention it, but my day number 100, was the day I had food poisoning, and tried to make it from Uyuni to Sucre but failed. This was the day of the most extensive jungle tour, so after breakfast we set out around 9 or 9.30, and didn't come back to the camp until 12.30. We crossed a river twice (going there, and coming back at another place), saw a tree with a diameter of 6 meters, we swung on lians, and saw more amazing trees, insects etc.

We made it out after a very long walk, where the vegetation had grown so thick, that Antonio had to bring out his machete and chop his way through the trail, with us walking behind. Eventually we made it out, and Jesus had amazing food waiting for us, before we began our 3 hour boatride back down to Rurrenabaque, where due to the rain, out flight had been canceled. So we settled into the hostel we had stayed at before, and went out for dinner at a different place, and this time received decent sized pizza's. We also had our flight rescheduled to 18 o'clock the following day. And thus ended our Death Road/Pampas/Jungle tour.

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6May/080

Jimmy!

I arrived in La Paz at 6 in the morning, and took a taxi to my hostel, unknowingly that it was only 3 blocks away. I then sat around at the hostel and waited until 10.30, when Jimmy appeared, Jimmy from Bariloche and Easter Island. We had agreed to meet up, to go to the pampas (wetlands) and the jungle. So we set out to eat breakfast, having to take a big detour (we went to a general area to book a tour) around the enourmous demonstration, due to the autonomy vote of the easten part of Bolivia.

We had a very good if spartan breakfast, and set out to find travel agencies. The first one was closed, so we went around to the major street, and had some talks at different locations. However we ended up choosing a 3D/2N pampas tour (72 dollars) and a 2D/1N jungle tour, as well as flying to Rurrenebaque (where the tours begin), and a Death Road tour (my second) the following day.
There really wasn't much more to the day, we had great fun, and for dinner I had chorizo sausages with a small steak and mashed potatoes at the hostel, by some miracle for free.

"I am writing this on the eve before I go to the jungle, and you wont hear from me again until the 11th of may, until then... Best of luck"

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