I have lost ALL MY POWER!

Oh horror, earlier this week I had my beautiful long hair cut off :(. It is so short now that I can't see it or anything. But despite how much I loved my hair, it wasn't torture or even forced upon me; it was my own decision. I am going to South America soon, and I had no interest in the trouble of keeping my hear tidy and all, so I figured that after 6 or 7 months down there, my hair could turn positively nasty. So for the good cause, I let my hair get the chop. Unfortunately I utterly detest my new hair cur, it is for a lack of better words.... Ghastly.